so, charmin is opening a public restroom in times square for the holidays.
it's actually kind of totally brilliant people need bathrooms while they're shopping, charmin needs a larger than life sized advertisement in times square a la the m&m store.
unsurprisingly, the restrooms, like everything in times square, are aimed at tourists.
Traveling to the Big Apple this holiday season? Visit the Charmin Restrooms. Check out our new location at 142 West 42nd Street. You'll find 15 clean comfortable restrooms to help you "Enjoy the Go" in the heart of NYC. It's our holiday gift to you.the restrooms in times square aren't just places to poo, they're an experience:
Sure, we've got restrooms. But that's not all. Shake your groove thing on our dance stage. Take a load off in one of our lounge chairs. Or grab a photo op with a Charmin Bear.
not just a funny drawing, the bathroom will -really- have a potty dance floor. |
not sure what those translucent arrows are illustrating. air flow? |
i'm also expecting there'll be some kind of a charmin shop, maybe a small stand where you can buy annoyingly fluffy toilet paper embroidered with your name or charmin bear key chains with removable tp flakes attached to their butts. maybe an 'Enjoy the Go' coffee mug?
oh, 'the Go' is charmin's apparently not quite trademarkable euphemism for 'shitting or peeing'. you know charmin is -all about- confusing frank discussion with obtuse niceties, not saying 'poop' but painting crotch grabbing, pee-dancing, naked bears on the walls. it twists my mind into knots. as a footnote to this madness, just check out this charmin ad, a faux grassroots call to arms for finally enjoying our poos. it is a mangled labyrinth of blunt poo-talk and euphemismo.